एक जना बटुवाले एक जना पसलेलाई सोधेछन " दाई यो बाटो कहाँ जान्छ ?"
पसलेले भनेछन " खै भाई , म यहाँ बसेको पाँच बर्ष भै सक्यो, मैले त यो बाटो कतै पनि गएको देखेको छुइन" ।

hackers,
here's an archive of Funny comments:
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

Few of my favs are:
1)
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

2)
double penetration; // ouch

3)
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file

At the bottom of the file:
# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

Maa apne bete se kehti:
Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta:
Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it
and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog, now that's cool!"